Your grumpy-but-loyal emotional support turtle.

Raphael has entered plush mode—and he’s here to help you process your rage in a very quiet, very squishable way. With his signature red bandana, skeptical stare, and secretly soft side, Raph is the friend who says “I’m not mad,” but definitely is. And still shows up anyway.

Whether you’re moody, overstimulated, or just don’t want to talk about it—Raph sits. Patiently. Aggressively supportively.

Add Raphael to your emotional support crew and feel your inner snarl soften.