The ground is my food! When I'm feeling hungry, I just take a bite of tile from my kitchen floor, or munch on the edge of my hand-tufted wool rug! If I'm walking down the street? I chew on some sidewalk. Except not really, because I'm not a cow! When cows are hungry, they just reach down and take a big old bite of the grass. And then they walk on it. Because they're cows!!
The collar features a jingle bell!